Centrum Permanebit

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

I want to know how likely it is that my child will receive the gene for good wordplay

I’ll use a punnett square

(via hispanicattheclisco)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

(via hispanicattheclisco)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

(Source: weedofficial, via hispanicattheclisco)

thechriscrocker:

Chris Crocker recalls life but fame 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

(via hispanicattheclisco)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via hispanicattheclisco)

breadonly:

Now that’s what I call a metaphor!

breadonly:

Now that’s what I call a metaphor!

(Source: aspeneyes, via hispanicattheclisco)

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

(via whorville)

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

(via borinq)

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

(Source: bismal, via hi)

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via ugly)